mi0da:

whitehouse:

The President is answering your questions tomorrow, and it will be awesome. Tune in Tuesday at 4 p.m. ET on whitehouse.tumblr.com.

You know, if you’re hip to all these things.

obama’s gonna help us talk about feels

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@3 months ago with 313034 notes

mushedyam:

Me

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@4 months ago with 77299 notes

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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@4 months ago with 206810 notes

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@4 months ago with 472162 notes
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soothmydemons:

baise-m0i:

indisponiert:

beefycurtains:

remember when that girl pretended she could only walk backwards after getting a flu shot

OK

NOOOO

SOMEONE GET ME SUM AIR

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@4 months ago with 74968 notes

phonestrumpet:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.

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girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

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@4 months ago with 288707 notes

raserus:

ayykae:

whorederves:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

I fucking love cats

I fucking lost it at the vacuum.

cats are aliens and i love them

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@4 months ago with 498326 notes